It’s no secret that women experience more pain over the course of their lives than men. From a young age, they have to contend with menstruation and most will experience childbirth, which many describing the pain as a 10 out of 10 on the pain scale.
Extreme pain in a person’s nether regions is something that men only experience as a result of accidents or a well-deserved kick, however. But for one man in London, a stupid drunken decision caused him to experience the male equivalent of childbirth.
London is famed for its underground, which is usually filled with silent commuters during the day. However, it turns into a completely different place when the Night Tube operates and the usual rules of Tube etiquette go out of the window for its intoxicated passengers.
Instead of standing on the escalator as expected, the man in question decided to turn the panels between the escalators into a giant slide.
In the video, the man has a dramatic “balls-first” collision between his junk and a stop button. He was sliding down so fast that he had no way of avoiding the next obstacle, a sign, which quickly sent him flying.
The footage was posted on Twitter by a man named James Gower, who we can assume was one of the man’s two friends who were present. He revealed to his followers that they had a “top night” and that this incident was the “highlight” of it.
Check out the video below: